Make Your Face Smell Like a Foot
July 2nd, 2010 § 1 Comment
Summertime means running the risk of becoming a human sacrifice to the sunburn gods (especially if you’re pasty white like me). But of course, we still leave our homes in hopes that maybe we’d be blessed with a tan instead. For those of us down on our luck in this endeavor, theres comfort. Sure, it may be for your feet, but with ingredients like coconut oil and vitamin E, it offers a redness, peeling, and even pain solution! And it smells a little like peppermint too.
“But Meg”, you may say “Burt’s Bees already has an ‘After-Sun Soother’ with aloe”. If you’ve ever used aloe on a sunburn however, you’ll know the sensation fades. The thick consistency of this creme means it stays on your skin and heals instead of cools… Why hasn’t anyone thought of this before?…
(Burts Bees available at your friendly neighborhood CVS, and http://www.burtsbees.com/ . No they don’t pay me for this…)
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